Book of Big Daddy of the Deep PocketsChapter 2
1 After a particularly bad shot, Jesus H. found Big Daddy in tears on the 4th tee. "Your shot was not that bad. Why dost thou weep Bid Daddy?" Jesus H. asked.
2 Big Daddy replied in sobs, "Oh Jesus H. , its not the shot. I can't stop thinking about how the government takes from me and the Collectivist steal from me. The game is rigged and its not in my favor. 3 I have so little. I have so little influence. I'm only part of the 1%. I want to be part of the 0.1%. I want that third private jet, but I don't think it is going to happen if they close all of my tax loop holes and tax my offshore holdings."
4 Jesus H. wept... along with Big Daddy and passed the tissues, saying "the people know not how they hurt the billionaires. I hear the lamentations of the shareholders. 5 But I am here to comfort you while we fly to the Caymans."
6 Jesus consoled him by saying, "shed no more tears for the news it good - now in elections money equals speech and the contribution limits have been vastly opened up. 7 Furthermore, as the majority of justices spaketh, money is not a corrupting influence in politics. Money is only corrupting if it leads to prosecutable bribery and provable quid pro quo. Praise be to the Chief Justice and his wisdom."
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Context:
Billionaires Crybaby Club Someone Get These Whiners a Tissue
Koch Original WSJ Op Ed
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