Holy Crap on a Cracker! Bible: Canon

Canon of Scripture as Recovered From Memory
The following is a list of books from the Holy Crap on a Cracker! Bible from which versus have been recovered.

The Gospel of Billy Bob
The Book of Big Daddy of the Deep Pockets
The Book of Bobbi-Jo

About the "Holy Crap on a Cracker! Bible"

During a 48 hour Myst marathon in 1993, it came to me in a Red Bull and Cheetos induced vision that parts of the “Holy Crap on a Cracker! Bible” were hidden on each of the CDs I received regularly in the mail from AOL. Over the course of several years in the mid to late ‘90s the bible was fully revealed to me. I discovered hidden code written on the AOL CDs delivered by the US Postal Service. The code was written in trinary and I was able to decompile the code on an old Epson computer that had been struck by lightning. After decompiling the entire "Holy Crap on a Cracker! Bible", I was able to read and commit the entire bible to my subconscious memory for later retrieval. After committing the entire bible to my subconscious memory the faithful Epson computer was struck by lightning again on December 31, 1999. The disk drive, memory and all circuit boards were damaged beyond repair and retrieval. After the third recovery attempt it ascended into the attic. Sometime in the early 2000’s after taking advice from one of those decluttering articles in a home magazine, I disposed of any boxes I had not opened in my last two moves. To my horror I have discovered that I disposed of the original AOL CDs containing the holy trinary code. (Never trust articles in home magazines. They are written by the devil.) But thankfully the entire “Holy Crap on a Cracker! Bible” is committed to my subconscious memory. I can retrieve versus verbatim using one of the following techniques: (1) staring at the snow pattern on an old tube tv. (2) watching Fox news. (3) when I see Facebook posts that are from zealots, bigots, hypocrites, intolerant and misogynist.

Here I will share those recovered versus.

I encourage others to share recovered versus from the Holy Crap on Cracker Bible.

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