Love thy neighbor, unless...

The Book of Harvey

Chapter 1

1 This is the testament of Harvey the teller of the rest of the story.

2 I Harvey say unto my friends the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John contain most of the gospel of Jesus H. but due to translation errors and publisher edits some parts of their gospels have been lost.  In this testament I will correct, redact and complete the omissions and errors in the first four gospels.

2 Existing Mark 12:31:  [The second is this, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.]  3 The rest of the story as Jesus H. actually spoketh:  "The second is this, Thou shalt love they neighbor as thyself unless thou neighbor be homosexual, atheist, transgender, has different skin color, is a foreigner, one who belongs to a religion you oppose, speaks no English or speaks English as a second language, or one who is pro choice.  4 If your neighbor be any of these, hate them and deny them equal rights under the law.  5 Do not lend them a cup of sugar and refuse to provide them service at your business or job.  There is none other commandment greater than these.”

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